Worked my ass off at work and at the gym. Swerve.

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(Source: opraah, via penismonster666)

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

(via danikaliforniah)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via dreamm-on-dear)

fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via dreamm-on-dear)